FROM MUHAMMAD SAMI,KARACHI PAKISTAN
Mushraf ki niyat
"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"
ALLAH-O-AKBAR.
FROM ADIL BHUTTO, JAMSHORO PAKISTAN
Teacher:
such or veham mae kia ferk hai?
student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo such hai
lakin
Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..
FROM TALAT HUSSAIN,KARACHI PAKISTAN
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao
FROM KAMRAN KHAN,KARACHI PAKISTAN
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....
FROM FAIZAN ALI, SUKKUR PAKISTAN
Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
